• Reason #1: You’re a simp.

This is literally the worst. Lets go over the average actions of a so-called simp.
The very first indication of a simp is in the club setting. He is the one buying every other girl a drink just because they are pretty.
I’m not against buying a girl a drink at all. But, best believe, if I do buy a girl a drink, there is a reason I’m buying this girl a drink. One reason would be because she’s a close friend. In this situation, the surrounding female population can only help but to think, “oh he’s a nice guy” or “he’s a simp, maybe he’ll buy me a drink”. Actually in both situation they’re thinking the same thing, I’m gonna get something for free outta this dude.
But, I work this to my advantage. I let them come to me. Very rarely will I approach a female on this basis that they are thinking that I will simp for them. “Where’s the advantage?” you are probably asking yourself.
Well, they have a slight interest in you, they are intrigued, I’ll be it, a little. The second, and maybe most important, reason I would buy a female a drink, would be to seal the deal. This is where most simps get it messed up; they buy a drink before sealing the deal. After that they just say thanks for the drink and throw up the deuce. If I know 90% that this girl is gonna bust it open for me, I may buy her a drink. And thats being very kind. I’m talkin, I might PIIHB type of steez. Other than that, I’d keep it real with them. I’d actually point out a would be simp that would buy them a drink and keep it movin’. Atleast then I can say I’ve done my good deed for the day right?