“So there was this cougar at the job stop that been kinda throwing it at me. So we exchange numbers and everything. One day she calls me up and invites me over. So I gets over there, right, and as soon as I walk through the door we start going at it. I mean hugging turns to kissing, kissing turns to licking, licking turns to sucking, I mean EVERYTHING. So this happens for about an hour, 1 big ass hour of foreplay. So after that I start to get more aggressive, I pull her panties down, and start doing my part of the deal, you know, prepping for my entry. Somehow we end up in the kitchen, she’s fully naked, I’m half-clothed. So start doing my thing and all of a sudden I hear her scream, ‘OMG CJ!!!’. I’m thinking in my head, ‘Who the hell is CJ?!’; I turn around and standing in the door is this 20 year old named CJ, her SON. We eventually went back to kissing but the whole mood was just thrown off. I bounce and haven’t spoke to her since…”
Courtesy of my man DWill. YNS.